(Re-edited from August, 2008)
Around the time when Sisqo sung that song, come on we all know the song, oh do I have to say it, okay THE THONG SONG, well thong sales just about went through the roof. Ladies everywhere (all shapes and sizes) decided that they too must be about the business of a thong. Thongs and jeans, thongs and sweatpants, thongs and sundresses, thongs while working out, dirty thongs everyone can see, it was thong madness!
Well, I am not here to debate your sexiness or what you put on your body during your private time. From all my male friends, thongs are the business, when in the bedroom. But ladies for fashion purposes, you need to know when to wear a thong and when not to. Did you know that thongs can cut off circulation to your vagina?! OMG! You can get mad if you want, but this is the truth. Thongs shouldn't be your ONLY style of underwear, here's several reasons why:
|Midi Bandeau Sundress from ASOS|
Thongs with Jeans: I don't get it. Jeans are made of the roughest material known to man. You can wear a thong if you like, but please, if you jeans sit at your hip bone. Then, when you bend over your crack shows! You need BOY SHORTS. Unless your a stripper or a lady of the night or have on high waisted jeans, try boy shorts.
|A nice brief in a colorful pattern could smooth that out.|
White Thongs: Whoo, stay away from that. That's a mess waiting to happen.
Thongs while working out: Ladies, I know you do not want panty line in your work out shorts, but when I am in yoga class, behind you, and we are stretching, that is not a view I want to see. Most doctors don't recommend for women to wear thongs during working out for fear of rectal bacteria traveling to your lady part. That bacteria can give you a supreme infection (source). Boy shorts, are a good deal. Even low-cut bikini style or a breathable cotton brief, is good for wearing at the gym.
The point is, there are so many styles of underwear to choose from. Why be stuck in a fashion box, with only wearing thongs.
|Where's this guy?|